Oh, Come The Hell On…
Terrorists Attack Sri Lankan Cricket Team. A Freakin’ Cricket Team?!
Twelve to fourteen terrorists armed with rifles, grenades and rocket launchers attacked the Sri Lankan cricket team in Lahore, Pakistan on Tuesday.
A cricket team, for chrissakes. From Sri Lanka.
Sri Lanka exports cinnamon, coconuts and Ceylon tea. You can see where that would be enough to send any terrorist into a frenzy.
What’s next from these idiots? Is there a book club or a sewing circle that’s pissing you off?
What possible beef could you have against a cricket team that requires grenades and a rocket launcher? Fashion rules aren’t as rigid as they used to be — it’s okay to wear white before Easter Sunday.
Sure, you could be having second thoughts about placing too much money on the “under” for the upcoming match, but wouldn’t a simple Tonya Harding-style baton attack on Sri Lankan’s best bowler do the trick?
Cricket is the most boring sport in the world.
It’s amazing you could even stay awake talking about a plan involving a cricket attack let alone dream up some imagined slight that would make you fly into a rage against a bunch of guys who look like they got dressed at The Gap and who play a genteel game on grass with a fraternity hazing paddle.
If you’re reading this blog and you’re Jack Bauer or you’re from the CIA and you catch one of these terrorists, go ahead and torture the motherf**ker.
I think that’s only cricket.
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Agent provacateurs
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Image: Elsie Esq. at Flickr
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