One Reason Why Men Should Wear a Cup While Traveling in Australia

Hey guys, sometimes you need equipment to protect the equipment, right?

Male athletes wearing cups for protection is nothing new, but don’t rule out the possibility of bringing the trend over to leisure activites like visiting Australia.

Huh?

Well, we can think of one unlucky fella who might endorse the trend: The guy on a roadside bathroom break who came head-to-head—well, sort of—with a snake in the mood for sinking his fangs into a twig and berries. (Thanks to reader Caesar for sending this our way).

How many decibels do you think that ouch-followed-by-a-series-of-swears reached?

The snake was deadly but didn’t “envenomate” (our new favorite word) the man, whose experience likely gave innovative spammers ideas for “enhancement” targeted at the nature-loving crowd.