“One Time!”

Thank you, World Series of Poker producers, for finally getting something dead on right:

I like Adam Schoenfeld, he is always being mean to poker players. He seems like a poker curmudgeon, which I can get behind.

Really, though, shouting poker lingo like “One time!” and “Ship it!” (the latter of which I have probably lambasted enough on this blog already) is sad at this point. There’s no quicker way to look like a jackass. Keep it in your poker pants.