Only the Lonely

There are times in life when I have to both marvel at the ingenuity of people, and wonder, at the same time, what depraved depths society has sunk to.

eBay has long been known as a haven for people looking to make a quick buck (take that as you may), but a recent auction trod boldly into territory that even I could not previously have foreseen. Ladies and gents out there, if you’re burning for some “hawt” girl-on-girl action, sexy lingerie, and amateur video-making opportunities, then look no further! A seller with the auspicious name of ‘jailbait15′ was offering all that and much, much more for bids on an hour long E-date with…their World of Warcraft Night Elf. I know some of you out there have yearned to hear the words “let me dance my sultry Night Elf dance for you…” for your entire adolescent/adult lives, ever since Lara Croft so rudely refused your 4,892 marriage proposals and caused you to abandon not only the real-life, but the CGI human race as well. This was your chance!

Shamefully no one placed a bid, but with the way that this little gem has been circulating in the online ranks of late, bet your bottom dollar that eBay auctions such as this will proliferate like mold on bread. People simply cannot resist seizing onto an idea like this and beating it into senseless repetition (burnt toast images anyone?).

Me? Well I’m holding out for a nice Elven lad with a big bow and a magical touch.