Own A Really Bad T-Shirt

Are you tired of relying on your “Born to Roam” wolf shirts to get you laid? Do you want something that the chicks will find equally irresistible? Well dust off the condom in your wallet because you’re about to earn the chance to buy Capcom’s Mega Man 9 T-shirt.

Really though, this is the shirt that will draw in the ladies. It’s an intentionally bad tribute to the original Mega Man box art (avert your eyes if you’re sensitive to images of demons). Since the horror is intentional, the black magic works backwards and attracts positive company instead of repelling it.

It’s science. And Ultrasound Graphics Synthesis!