Paris: Dear Old Wrinkly Guy… I’m hot; you’re not.

Paris Hilton, along with Funny or Die, has created an “ad” responding to Senator John McCain’s “Obama’s Celebrity” ad. In the ad she reveals her energy plan – and some possible redecorating she might do at the White House.

Interestingly, there are now alternate versions of the now infamous ad – some with Britney and Paris, some without.