Pat Reilly Doesn’t Want to Watch the Heat Either

Pat Reilly has had enough. He can’t watch this bullshit anymore. He’s going to watch some NCAA ball instead of coaching. Seriously.

Riley said Thursday that “there’s a possibility” he will “miss one or two” upcoming Heat games because he wants to travel to the various NCAA conference tournaments and start seeing players who’ll potentially be in this year’s draft.

“I’ll be flying in and out,” Riley said. “But I think right now, I’ve got to do that. I need to do that.”

If this didn’t work, I’d expect Pat Reilly to be constantly calling in with “a stomach thing” that people didn’t want to know the details too. Hell, he’d probably get desperate enough to try fake coughing over the phone. (Always a dangerous proposition.) *Cough* *Cough* “I know we have a game today, but there is no way I can make it in.” *Hack* *Cough*

Dwyane Wade’s plan is to just get seriously hurt, like he does every year.