PETA To Ben & Jerry’s: ‘Show Us Your Tits!’
Psycho Animal Rights Group Wants Ice Cream Maker to Use Human Breast Milk; Request Faces Rocky Road
Marketing juggernaut and part-time animal rights group PETA sent a letter to counterculture ice cream mavens Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield yesterday urging that the Vermont-based company start using breast milk in their products.
Ben & Jerry’s promised to consider the move which is expected to result in a dramatic increase of mothers breast-feeding in restaurants, buses and bookstores as they look to bring in some extra cash to help pay for child care.
A spokesman for Ben & Jerry’s said the company will hold off making a decision until it can assess the logistics and environmental impact of having to distribute hundreds of thousands of Mardi Gras beads.
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Ben & Jerry’s now accepting applications for position as ‘Ingredient Scout’
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I believe, in this case, the correct spelling is “Show us Your Teats”
Incidentally, Ben has himself a fine set of mammaries. (Or is that Jerry?) And yes, you can milk a hippy.
You know, at the last Unilever board meeting, I proposed changing the tagline “1% for Peace” to “1% to hiring goons to beat the b’jesus out of those PETA asswipes.”
Like most of my ideas, it was met with widespread enthusiasm. Of course, it’s got to make it through legal…
hehe! Or air drop them into the jungle so they could see how much wild animals appreciate their efforts..