Poker Porn

I wonder how many pornos have poker scenes in them. I wonder how many big ol’ boys who could sit at a table for six years as long as you brought them lasagna and stew and PBR have gotten randy over such scenes, even more so because it’s poker related than because of the girls. At first at least.

I’d like a DVD comp of every porn scene involving poker tables, along with a portrait of the owner of that disc. It kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it. I mean, half of those poker mags are with girls half nude laying around on the cover, when it isn’t some dude in a backwards cap who just won a million on the internet.

Poker porn? I bet it’d do really well.