Politician Pees On Crowd

Jersey City Councilman Named World’s Most Honest Politician, Does What He Was Elected To Do

Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski was arrested and accused of urinating off the balcony of a Washington, D.C. night club last Friday.

The councilman was in Washington attending a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band when he apparently misunderstood the meaning of the lyrics of the song The Golden Road (To Unlimited Devotion).

The councilman insisted he was only doing in public what politicians have been doing behind closed doors for years.

While refusing to admit to the behavior, Lipski said on Sunday he resolved “to not touch alcohol again.”

We’ve all been there before, so we should probably take the councilman’s pledge with a grain of salt.

Or a grain of salt, a lime wedge and a tequila shot. (zing!)

The contrite councilman went on to say, “”I’m going to continue to do all the good things, and I’m not going to let this overshadow me.”

“And by doing all the good things, I mean I’m going to a different club next weekend, do some mushrooms and try to tap some drunk college kitty.”

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Note to band: Don’t follow Golden Road with Shakedown Street.

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