Professional plumber, or preposterous prittle-prattle?
Jake writes on a blog.
On Wednesday July the 26th 2006 AD the retro gaming community was stunned to learn that Jake was questioning the vercity of Mario’s claim that he was a qualified plumber. Listen to this… With your eyes…
You call that plumbing?
I’m not saying Mario isn’t skilled. The man can jump like nobody’s business. If there were some kind of jumping contest, I would put the money on him, no doubt. I just think jumping has very little to do with plumbing. I could be wrong. I don’t work in the field. I’ve just never called a plumber to fix my backed-up sink and heard him say, “I hope you have high ceilings in your bathroom, because I’m going to need to jump, like, sixteen feet into the air.”
Can you believe that? After reviewing the evidence, I’m not sure I can believe Mario either… He lied… Right to my face…
A shamed Mario, yesterday.
Well I’m not your dad or anything, so make up your own mind. The article in question is over there.
Tomorrow: Alex Kid. What is he doing in the ladies room? Is he really a psychologist?
lol…THAT’s Bald Man’s problem. He keeps forgetting the jumping when he’s trying to unclog the tub drain. I’ll let him know…
Plumbing? Let’s get to the real problem such as why Mario speaks very little English? I cannot hire a man who won’t be able tell me what my problem is. “Yeehaw!” Or “Yahoo!” Or “Okay-Dokey!” Do not tell me if my sink is clogged or not.
Still, he is one heck of a jumper. You gotta give him that.
What kind of plumber needs to talk when they’re genetically encoded to sharply inhale through their teeth when discussing the bill?
A purple plumber?
(did I win?)