“Proof” of Clemens’ Steroid Abuse

So, Roger Clemens‘ trainer-turned-whistleblower-turned-laswuit-recipient Brian McNamee has proof. Indeed, McNamee presented photographic evidence of the Rocket’s alleged steroid abuse to a congressional committee. We weren’t sold on it until we saw that crushed beer can. Then we knew Roger was guilty! . . . Or not.

You know, we don’t want to take a congressional hearing lightly, but—wait a minute, who are we kidding? We take all potential blog foddah lightly. Yet even snarky, skeptical blogerettes can’t help but wonder if ancient syringes and gauze are more of a stretch than Kim Kardashian’s qualifications as a “celebrity.”

The real investigation here should be about Brian McNamee’s storage habits and whether or not he has some kind of addiction to medical waste products. What the heck else did he “save” over the years?

What was he going to do, open a Museum of MLB Used Bandages & Other First Aid Collectibles? Quick, somebody follow Curt Schilling around and wait for him to put some Ben-Gay on his shoulder. Then collect the tissue and sell it to McNamee