Quick Hits: Beware, Literature Jokes Ahead

Fausto Carmano pitches 8 shut out innings in win. Someone made a deal with someone else.

Curtis Martin retires. Another one of those retirements that are so unsurprising you already thought that it happened.

A-Rod his 499th home-run in win over Royals. He’s now the 22nd member of the 499-HR club.

NASCARer Biffle of Vick: “I just wish they’d put him in jail and be done with it.” Well, that is the plan.