Quick Hits: Double Your Pleasure

Greg Oden and Bill Russell to work together on Oden’s first endorsement deal. Surprisingly, not for Doublemint Gum.

David Kircus stays on Broncos after passing lie-detector test. Swears up and down that despite skin color, is in fact wide-receiver.

Daisuke Matsuzaka thinks that hotel’s beds are too soft. Porridge described as “just right.”

Lakers owner Jerry Buss arrested for DUI. He almost hit the bus that Kobe was trying to throw him under.

Dwyane Wade has second child, Zion, with wife, Siohvaughn. Ob-gyn called for several fouls.