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Steelers assistant who sent porn to Goodell explains “I’m not very good at these machines and I hit the wrong button.” Goodell has suspended him for life and, just for good measure, kicked the Steelers out of the NFL.

AirTran drops Michael Vick as sponsor. Why didn’t they do this when he was stopped at the airport?

Steve Kerr to be named GM of Suns. TNT won’t be the same without Steve Wonders or Steve’s Refreshing thoughts.

Jason Giambi tears tissue on home-run trot, may miss entire season. He’s excited for all sorts of awesome painkillers, though.

Michael Vick cuts off braids, looks for new image. Well, now everything is all better.

New York State to weaken scalping laws. People still won’t want to buy Knicks tickets.