Quick Hits: Special Prosecutors will be Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde

Pacman (Pac-man, Pac Man?) Jones charged with two felonies from infamous strip club incident. Goodness, what will his suspension be now that he’s actually charged with something?

PGA commissioner calls for steroid testing. Reportedly, Jason Giambi is being coerced into cooperation.

Cubs send Michael Barrett to San Diego. If he’s on another team, he can punch Cubs all he wants.

Nike ignores Humane Society, will keep Vick as spokesman. If Nike is going to start caring about being humane, they probably should start with the Chinese prisoners making their shoes, not dogs.

Dikembe Mutombo elected to Humanitarian Hall of Fame. Nike refuses to have anything to do with him.