Quick Hits: Well, Technically, William the Conquerer was French
July 9, 2007 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports Rumors
Robbie McEwen wins stage 1 of Tour de France. Stage 1 of the Tour de France is in England.
Federer wins 5th straight Wimbledon. Wimbledon is also in England.
World Team wins Futures game. The Futures game actually took place in the present, which is now the past. That just blew your fucking mind, didn’t it.
Tigers sweep Red Sox. Hey, they misspelled socks.
Polish soccer fans riot at halftime. I’m pretty sure that’s the beginning of a joke my uncle used to tell.
