Risk Apocalypse for Faster Porn!
April 9, 2008 by Jayvee Fernandez
Filed under Computers
If the Large Hadron Collider doesn’t destroy the Earth, its data analysis network may give us faster porn.
Since the LHC will produce 56 million CD-ROMs worth of data annually, CERN scientists won’t use a central computer to analyze the data. Heck, they won’t even use distributed supercomputing over the Internet. They’ll use a custom grid of 55,000 servers in 11 data centers around the world hooked up via fiber optics and modern routers, free of the legacy copper crap that slows down the Internet. The grid features connections 10,000 times faster than typical broadband.
CERN is the birthplace of the Web; now it may also give birth to a faster Internet. The grid will go online at the same time as the LHC. Shall we risk apocalypse for faster porn? I say go for it!
hey yeah. Getting faster beastiality or Japanese girl videos is well worth the risk of a potential black hole! Definatly. To be honest these guys probably dont know what they’re on about, I listened to an interesting science phone in on this and as a joe blogs member of the public I have faith this will be done wiyth the higest safety standerds in mind. So hopefully in a few years…ultra high speed porn here we come…