Rob Key in shotgun shocker

I’m sure the chaps over at King Cricket will be interested to know about Rob Key’s pre-marital nightmares. It seems Rob is putting cricket before his wedding in a gallant show of patriotism. Apparently the poor love has arrange half a dozen dates for the big day, only for Rob to put the scuppers on it in order to play for king and country, including for England A against Pakistan, where he spanked a well-timed century.

The time’s ticking on too, apparently the shotgun wedding needs to be sorted by September, when she’s due to drop their first child.