Roger Clemens Lies on 60 Minutes, Prepares to Lie in Court and before Congress
January 7, 2008 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports Rumors
Roger Clemens’ “Doth Protest Too Much” Tour continues. Last night he was on 60 Minutes, which got buried in a banner night for television. (The Wire returned and American Gladiators debuted, truly a glorious night for moving pictures.) I didn’t watch it, because, well, I’m under the age of 50 and do not watch 60 Minutes. But I assume it went like this: Some old guy asked Clemens if he took steroids, Clemens said no, some old guy asked him again, Clemens said no, then the old guy asked a third time and an enraged Clemens broke off a piece of the chair in which he was sitting and hurled it at the old guy interviewing him. Then at the end Andy Rooney complained about some technology. It was probably followed by an episode of CSI. (It actually went like this.)
Stay tuned for more old white dudes asking Clemens about sticking things in his butt when he testifies before congress or during his suit against McNamee.
Roger is definitely lying and he will pay the price.
Clemens is lying and a bunch other people are lying for him. This must cost a lot of dinero. At some point the tower of lies comes crumbling down. Perhaps the recent Canseco party pics will help tip the balance to justice. Hopefully all of the liars and defamers of McNamme will go down with it. I wonder what it cost to get all of those people to lie under oath or at least almost under oath. Is it a moth to the FAME attraction. Seems this fame has turned to infamy. Cooooool.