Roger Clemens Must Have a Voodoo Doll
March 21, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Sports Rumors
How else do you explain the oddball—what the heck, we’ll call it this anyway—”accident” that befell his former trainer and steroid whistleblower Brian McNamee?
Yesterday afternoon McNamee passed out behind the wheel and drove his Lexus head-on into a bus. No one was seriously injured, so there’s a good chance the Clemens clan was seriously amused.
The curious subplot in the Clemens-McNamee soap opera had the syringe-collector telling police the blackout was the result of an ongoing medical problem. (Despite not pursuing a career in medicine, we suspect that’s the technical term for “excessive stress due to this *#&^*@!!! steroid abuse scandal”).
Not to jump to conclusions, but really: Would it hurt to poke around (get it?) Roger Clemens’ stuff in search of a little doll with pins jammed in its head?
