Ron Artest is Going to Need a New Haircut

For two reasons: first, the Kings have excused him indefinitely, second, you don’t want to show up in court with anything written into your hair. (Really, anything written on your face won’t go over to well either, best to be clean-cut.) Artest was arrested this morning due to an altercation late last night with a woman. The police would not disclose Artest’s relationship with the woman. They have charged him with domestic dispute though, which I think kind of gives it away. The argument allegedly involved Artest pushing the woman down several times and the woman throwing a pot, breaking Artest’s Hummer’s windshield. Artest is not suspended from the Kings and will still be paid. That is good, because he has to replace the windshield of his hummer.