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Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Room of Stink (ed.2)

February 8, 2009 by Ryan Pravato  
Filed under Basketball

Welcome again, sorry it stinks.\r\n\r\nSo let\’s see, you are forced to partake in one of these fun pleasures of life,\r\n\r\nA) you travel around by car in a very busy city with the South Korean lady (she\’s driving) who has failed her driving test 771 times (and counting).\r\n\r\nor\r\n\r\nB) you know about those entertainers who swallow swords? Yeah, sure looks like a blast to master, huh?\r\n\r\nPeople, that stinks royally. Mike and Tony don\’t seem so bad anymore.\r\n\r\n

Notre Dame

\r\n\r\nI bet the Irish wish their only problem WAS a lack of depth. The last time they won a game W was in office ( now 7 games without a happy ending). And it\’s not like they\’re losing nail biters either, the closest margin of defeat has been 7. Senior Kyle McAlarney was 11 for 50 from the field spanning the last 4 games of the skid going into Saturday\’s tilt with UCLA (shot 6-10 Saturday). A freakin NIT berth is looking quite dubious. \r\n\r\n\r\nYou just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos… \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n

Laval Lucas-Perry

\r\n\r\n6 for his last 34 from downtown. Hit 9 of his first 13 threes in a Michigan uni, had all the Wolvie fans thinking he would suffice perfectly as the third guy.\r\n\r\nOne time I had this old timer the course paired me with convinced I was a collegiate golfer, then the 3rd hole started.\r\n\r\n

Teams in North Carolina ranked #1 in 09\’

\r\n\r\nDefinitely a clusterflock. Scary thing is all 3 could be in Detroit in April.\r\n\r\nSam always recovers. \r\n\r\n

Nebraska

\r\n\r\n But not for the usual reasons.\r\n\r\nFirst off, the Nebraska Cornhuskers do not suck this year. They do most years, but not this one.They currently hold a 5-4 record in Big 12 play and just upset stumbling Texas Saturday. So I think it\’s a crying shame that the Cornhuskers aren\’t getting more attention for their mediocrity in the light of the graduating volcano that was Aleks Maric. Jiminy crickets, the Cornhusker\’s play a four guard lineup the whole game, every game. They play defense quite well. And their top 5 leading scorers could all pass for card carrying members of the PGA tour based on their first names alone (Ade (ah-deh), Steve, Sek (sek), Paul, and Cookie).\r\n\r\nI thought Hitch was a really underrated movie and Barry Zito was worth the money.\r\n\r\nDishonorable Mention\r\n\r\n

The Oregon Ducks!!

The Beavers are loving it.\r\n\r\n\r\n

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2 Responses to “Room of Stink (ed.2)”
  1. People in the know knew ND sucked at the beginning of the year. Harangody is incredibly overrated.

  2. Ryan Pravato says:

    Apparently I wasn’t in the know.

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