Roy Williams Doesn’t Believe in Your Archaic “Scoring”

I celebrate first downs all the time. I’m not gonna stop that. I’m an exciting player. If I do something exciting, I’m gonna show my actions…What does [trailing 10-0] mean? … That means nothing to me. The score means nothing.

So, the one Millen wideout who still plays doesn’t really care if the Lions are winning or losing, even if he guaranteed victory the previous week? That actually is pretty par for the course. But we can’t blame Roy on this one. He’s never believed in scores. Or grades. Really, he finds any sort of quantitative judgement morally repugnant. So, in his honor, Dejuiced will not only report the Lions’ scores on Monday, but also a new modern way of judging the teams performance. One less harsh and more in line with Roy Williams worldviews.

Week 2 makes Roy feel: Crocodile.