RUMOR: Bill Belichick and a You-Know-What Tape?

Does New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick have some kind of videotape fetish?

Everyone knows about the so-called Spygate shenanigans and the fallout (including the false story on the Pats taping the Rams, for which sports writer John Tomase is still paying). But the latest rumor linking Bill Belichick to a videotape is a little less family-friendly, involves a married-at-the-time-but-not-to-Belichick woman, and wasn’t filmed on a football field.

We echo Sports Crackle Pop’s “Don’t Let It Be True” sentiment. We heart Bill Belichick and all but we don’t. Want. That. Mental. Image.