Score One for the “Huge Fucking Guy” Theory

A Mets fan has filed suit against the Mets and a 300 pound man who is, presumably, not Mo Vaughn. You see, the woman was crushed by the anonymous obese man at Shea Stadium. Ellen Massey, the 58-year-old plaintiff, has also sued the stadium security and beer vendors.

Massey said that on April 9 she was in the second row of the right field upper deck near a “visibly intoxicated” man who was “acting in a rowdy, boisterous and dangerous manner for a long period of time.”

The man, who has not been found or identified, later “fell upon plaintiff causing her to sustain severe personal injuries,” court papers said.

“He got up and left,” apparently uninjured, Kaufman said. “We have information that one of the security people might have spoken to him and let him leave.”

Massey has undergone spinal surgery and will require more operations. The search for the 300 lb. drunk Mets fan has proved to be difficult, though, as the description narrows the field of attackers as much as a search for a specific mustachioed Ohio St. fan.