Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do – May 4, 2008
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Amtrak Plans Multi-City Celebration Of ‘National Train Day’
Ceremonies Expected to Be Delayed By Equipment Failure, Scheduling Snafus
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Country Music Singer Gretchen Wilson Goes Back To School At Age 34
Singer Risks Alienating Fans With ‘Snooty’ G.E.D. Degree
*For country music fans: ‘Alienating’ means ‘making them feel uncomfortable.’
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Some Experts Blame Surge In Shark Attacks On Global Warming
More Intelligent Experts Blame Sharks
San Jose hockey players outraged that other NHLers continue to drive SUVs
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Microsoft Withdraws Bid For Yahoo!
Software Giant Will Pursue Company With More Reserved Punctuation
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Toyota Recalls 90,000 Highlander SUVs
Because, As We All Know, In the End … There Can Only Be One Highlander
Okay, maybe two or three…
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