Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — April 9, 2008

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‘New Kids On The Block’ (NKOTB) Announce Reunion Tour
Re-Assembled Group to Tour as ‘Middle-Aged Dudes on the Cul-de-Sac’ (MADOTCDS)

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Surgeons Transplant Six Kidneys At Same Time
New McKidney Franchise Will Also Offer Drive-Thru Bypass Surgery

“I thought it was only supposed to be five…”

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MSNBC Features Article On 10 Tips How To Keep Pet Expenses Down
Tip #11: Shoot It

Fiscal conservative

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Surgeons Transplant Six Kidneys At Same Time
Docs Will Replace Chinese Plate Spinner, Tour With Cirque du Soleil This Summer

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Canada In Midst Of Quiet Oil Boom
With All That Oil, Squeaks Virtually Non-Existent

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Surgeons Transplant Six Kidneys At Same Time
Doctors Open Up New Office … Just to Hold Insurance Paperwork

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Former UBS Chairman Says Bank Should Change Strategy
After Bank Loses $40 Billion in 9 Months Former CEO Suggests ‘You May Want to Change Your Approach’

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Surgeons Transplant Six Kidneys At Same Time
Patient Claims Surgery Means He Can Drink Beer for 4 Straight Days Without Going to Men’s Room

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Chrysler Recalls 212,000 Avengers
Says Macnee-Rigg Combo Best By Far

“Mrs. Peel, we’re needed.”

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