Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do – February 29, 2008
Bush: Economy Not Headed Into Recession
Economy: WTF is he looking at?
– President explains how to stretch your food budget
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Dollar Hits New Lows
Greenback paints nails black, claims no one understands it — friends worry about emo currency
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Fed Expected To Be More Aggressive With Rate Moves
In appearance before Congress, Fed officials plan to deny ‘roid rage accusations and rumors they were at Canseco party
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Beijing Opens New Airport Terminal
Flights delays expected as only incoming flights are allowed
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U.S. Sets Record With 1% Of Population Incarcerated
U.S. also has highest percentage of married adults but those figures aren’t included in prison numbers
– HBO series “Oz” paints grim picture of married life
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Danish Cartoonist To Sell Famous Drawing of Mohammed With Bomb In His Turban
Buyer’s Address Expected to Crash Mapquest Servers in Middle East
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Famous Auction House Sotheby’s Looks For Cheap Ways To Demolish Current Building
Joint Danish cartoon and Salman Rushdie book auction seen as low-cost alternative to high-cost private firm option
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Treasury Sec’y Paulson Slams Mortgage Relief Plans
Claims he’ll take on all challengers at WWE Friday Night Smackdown
– Treasury sec’y later hit mortgage relief plan with chair
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