Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — May 2, 2008
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Polls Show Clinton Narrowing Obama’s Lead Due To Rev. Wright Controversy
Research Also Shows Race Would Be Over If Anyone Bothered to Call Clinton on Her Sleazy Personal Associations
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Economy Loses 20,000 Jobs In April In Better Than Expected Showing
19,999th Employee Maintains Results Not Better Than He Expected
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D.C. Madam Commits Suicide
Reports of Downed Power Lines in Washington Due to High Winds From Collective Congressional Exhale
That was close….
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Linens ‘N Things Files For Bankruptcy
Company Cites Credit Crunch and Weak Consumer Demand For ‘N Things
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Same Sh*t, Different Geological Era: Man Pays $1,000 For Fossilized Dinosaur Dung
Identity of Man Who Broke Into Andy Rooney’s Bathroom Stil Unknown
“Didja ever wonder why people pay for different crap?”
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Ex-Soc Gen Rogue Trader Lands Consulting Job With Computer Company
LCA Computer Consultancy To Target Under-served Ex-Con Market
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Scientists Say Night Club Drug Could Ease Depression
Warn Special K Only Works Until You Wake Up and Find Out Who You Came Home With
Drugs aren’t gonna help this…
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Andy Rooney: Newscom
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