Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — November 9, 2008
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Federal Government Looks To Bailout General Motors
Failure of Automaker Would Create Massive Shortage of Crappy Cars, Play Havoc With Lower Half of J.D. Power Reliability Rankings
What do you mean we have to wait for a union guy to fix this?
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Poison Kills 20 In Russian Sub Accident
In A Remarkable Coincidence, All 20 Had Pissed Off Vladimir Putin
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Microsoft CEO Ballmer Rejects Yahoo! Merger Advances
Says Sleeping With Google Was Last Straw; Doesn’t Rule Out Being Friends With Benefits
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Mini-Nuclear Plants The Size Of A Tool Shed To Power Homes
Glow-in-the-Dark Squirrels To Provide Additional Ambient Lighting
That’s a big firefly…
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Son Of Treasury Sec’y Paulson Seeks Gov’t Subsidy For Funding Of Major League Soccer Team
Taxpayers To Get Yet Another Kick in the Balls
Everyone’s chasing taxpayer bailouts…
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Photo credit: EveryStockPhoto.com
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