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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — September 16, 2008

September 16, 2008 by Mark Jabo  
Filed under Business


Remains Of New Species Of Blind, Subterranean Ant Found In Amazon Rainforest

Evangelicals Praise Ant’s Prehistoric Parents For Going Ahead With Pregnancy Despite Knowing Their Offspring Would Be Born Blind

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It’s okay…we know you didn’t mean to kick over the ant hill…

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Stocks Finish Day Higher

Market Finds Smoking A Bowl Takes Edge Off All This Panic About Credit Crisis

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Capital One to issue Bob Marley credit card with new higher rate…

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Newswire Reports Survivors Of Hurricane Ike Could Go Weeks Without Electricity, Hot Meals, Baths

In Other Words…Just Another Day in the Rural South

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Fox News Says Palin To Visit U.N. In Effort To Bolster Foreign Policy Credentials

Mc Cain Camp Also Expected To Hype International Experience as Vice Presidential Nominee Tries Chinese Food For First Time

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McCain staff working feverishly to teach Palin to use chopsticks

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GM Introduces New Electric Car – The Volt

Sales Expected To Be Slow In Hurricane Areas as Flooding Could Cause Entire Towns To Be Electrocuted

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Court Says Florida ‘Saggy Pants’ Law Is Unconstitutional

Judge Grabs Crotch While Issuing Ruling

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Court Says Florida ‘Saggy Pants’ Law Is Unconstitutional

Exception: White Dudes Dressing Up Like Rappers Still Punishable By Up to Seven Years in Jail

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