Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do – September 29, 2008
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Bailout Plan Faces Uncertain Vote in Congress
NY Senator Chuck Schumer To Hold Out For Plan To Include Money to Shore Up Mets Bullpen
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Brazilan President Says U.S. Financial Bailout Unfair To Poor
Speaks from Government Mansion on 25th Anniversary of U.S. Bailing Out Brazil; Millions of Brazilians in Tin Huts To Analyze Plan by Candlelight
“When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio…”
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Mathematicians At UCLA Discover 13-Million Digit Prime Number
Group Still Puzzled Over How to Get Laid
Huge prime number not quite the aphrodisiac they hoped for…
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Credit Crunch Banker Kills Himself
Meets Early Demise as Golden Parachute Fails to Open
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Beijing Hosts Huge Parade For Chinese Astronauts After Space Walk
Scientific Mission Aimed At Studying Formation of Kidney Stones in Space
Gift of tainted milk to Martians may spark annihilation of Earth…
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Heather Locklear Arrested On DUI Charge
275 Men Picked Up on Suspicion of Missed Opportunity
Expected to be fine … damn fine.
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Pastors To Test Tax Law With Political Sermons
Want to Encourage Parishioners to Vote For McCain But Also Insist Only God Can Figure Out IRS’ Home Office Deduction
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Oak Street Residents Stage Massive Protest
Anger As Congress Looks to Help ‘Main Street’; Boulevard and Cul-de-Sac Occupants Also Miffed
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