Shaq on Twitter – Ten Things Shaq Might Say
November 25, 2008 by Stephen Kersey
Filed under Sports Rumors
Shaquille O’Neal, the bigger than life center of the Phoenix Suns, has a Twitter account. Yes, Shaq is on Twitter. If you are on Twitter, you suddenly probably don’t feel so geeky updating your every move throughout the day.
Here are ten things Shaq might say on Twitter:
1. Steve Nash actually prefers American bacon.
2. Amare Stoudemire is actually his illegitimate son.
3. Hewas the one behind Dwyane Wade’s misspelling.
4. After his playing career, he wants to be a free throw coach.
5. If his law enforcement career doesn’t work out, Shaq would become a dietitian.
6. Mr. O’Neal will admit to actually being born in Ireland.
7. He plans to twitter while on the bench.
8. He plans to open Shaq on MySpace followed by Shaq on Facebook.
9. He wants his new nickname to be the Big Tweeter.
10. Shaq will tell us that Kobe now knows the taste.
