She Really Doesn’t Ask for Much
May 30, 2007 by admin
Filed under Entertainment
“I need someone to write 29 article rewrites of 500 words each. They must be original articles, although you will be using certain articles for reference. I need these rewrites completed by June 1st, and will pay $72.50 via PayPal upon completion. I also need you to send me each article as you complete them.”
Translation:
“I need someone to plagiarize a bunch of articles, but to make it look like you’re not stealing, just rewrite them. No need to do your own research or anything, just steal from another writer’s hard work. I need it, like, in a couple of days but am too cheap to pay a rush fee so you’ll have to settle for $2.50 a pop. Oh and after you steal each article? Send it to me because I have to check it out and send it to the person who is paying me $15 to write them in the first place.”
Sweetheart:
They’re not original articles if you’re rewriting someone else’s work. And your offer? It’s ass.
Hugs and Kisses,
C.C.
