Shut Up Tyler, We’re All Having Fun Being Indignant

Tyler “The Miz” Hansbrough, victim of the worst foul in college basketball history, has decided to ruin the fun for the rest of us.

“I was upset when it happened,” Hansbrough said in his first public comments on the subject. “I don’t think he did it intentionally. I don’t really like talking about it because I really don’t know how to handle the situation, but I’m fine right now. I feel fine. I was kind of shocked my nose was broken. … I just thought it was a really bad nosebleed.”

Damnit, Duke-Haters (see: right-minded people) were having a jolly time speaking non-stop of the injustice and how it demonstrates the pure evil that is Duke (and Billy Packer.) Shut up Tyler, just wear the mask and remind us what that jerk Gerald Henderson did to you. Also, if you could, you know, vow revenge, that would be awesome.