SmackDown 5/30 Part Five: Are These Fights Really Happening?

Friday Night SmackDown, May 30, 2008

Match 5
M.V.P. def. Jamie Noble
and
Match 6
Vladimir Kozlov def. Shannon Moore
It’s hard for me to get excited over either of these two matches. There was zero chance of M.V.P. losing to a man half his size. If he had then his stock would have officially dropped to zero. His boastful shtick, combined with his overwrought sensitivity and constant complaining just isn’t doing it for me. Maybe it’s time for a rebranding.

As far as Kozlov it’s about time he fought someone with a chance of beating him. Every week we get his repetitive and boring bullying act. His tosses and strength may be impressive but we want him to be tested. Maybe Kozlov and M.V.P. should fight. Sadly, odds are they’ll both get jobbers next week too.

Segment Grades: D-

If you really must watch here are the videos:

M.V.P. vs. Noble

Kozlov vs. Moore

Match 7
Michelle McCool def. Maryse
Maryse and Michelle are two beautiful blonde women but they’re not the most athletic or acrobatic of the WWE divas. Michelle takes Maryse out with a Brazilian heel hook submission hold while the jilted Cherry looks on gleefully.

Segment Grade: D

Again, if you must:

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