Sony EyePet Contains Dangerous Levels of “SQUEEE!!”

Ye forgers of electronic games, hearken to the likes of Nintendo and Bandai who discovered in the Long Ago time this definite truth: electronic pets are a license to print money.

Looks like Sony UK finally gets it, and boy, did they get it with a vengeance. If the EyePet is half as adorable and functional as it looks, the world will come dangerously close to imploding with cute. I’m a little disappointed because I had hoped that the world would meet its end after an organised experiment to study the effects of every human being farting at once.

I think the EyePet will be worth my disappointment, though. Look at that little monkey-gremlin go! You can even draw toys for him to interact with.

Sony, I hope you’ve got someone on staff who is solely responsible for programming family-friendly reactions to every possible shape, size and colour of the human penis.

Looks like this is just a PAL release so far. Oh Sony of America, why do you hate cute?