Starbucks Meets Viagra: Magic Power Coffee
October 26, 2009 by Sean Kelly
Filed under Business
From scantily clad baristas in Sexpresso drive thrus to aphrodisiac instant coffee, entrepreneurs are trying to cash in by making the beverage associated with Juan Valdez and Mrs. Olsen sexy.
Aphrodisiac instant coffee? Yes, you read that right. That’s the claim made by Bedroom Coffee, purveyers of Magic Power Coffee. According to the Bedroom Coffee website:
Magic Power Coffee is the world’s first “fantasy” beverage. It’s like someone dropped two Viagra® in a
Starbucks® latte!… then stirred in a potent “passion elixir” for her! Increase the sensation and the satisfaction of your love making, every time…
All Natural – Magical Ingredients.
Magic Power Coffee’s combination of natural herbs, vitamins and minerals has been shown to improve overall sexual experience. Our ingredients are combined using the highest quality standards. Through rigorous research and analysis we have created a safe and effective product. The magical ingredients in our proprietary formula include: Horny Goat Weed, Goji Berry & American Ginseng.
Tap the Lucrative Market for Coffee With Horny Goat Weed!
According to David, a reader who represents this new wonder-beverage, Magic Power Coffee is initiating a nationwide search for resellers and distributors of the Cupid’s new wonder-beverage. He points out that, unlike Viagra, his Magic Power coffee works for men & women – doubling his market. According to his affiliate website (Bedroom Java :
Learn how to build a successful and profitable home-based business with Magic Power Coffee. We’ll give you everything you need to begin Earning a Sizable Income from home; simply promote the coffee.
You could dramatically improve your lifestyle and your love life…
Actually, I guess Magic Power Coffee is less like Viagra Meets Starbucks, and more like Viagra Meets Folger’s Mrs. Olsen at an Amway Rally. But hey, the Sexpresso huts are cleaning up in the Pacific Northwest, so maybe aphrodisiac instant coffee will be the next big thing. Something’s got to perk up those aging baby boomers!
WHAT DO YOU THINK? HAVE YOU TRIED MAGIC POWER COFFEE? SHARE A COMMENT BELOW.
Images: Franbest.com, Magic Power Coffee
Aphrodisiac instant coffee might sound crazy at first. It did to me. But I gave it a try and now I’m sold. I went from being a customer to being a distributor in a New York second. It’s like a time machine in a cup for me as I’m 60 but performing like 20 again. Anyone interested in learning more about the product or the business opportunity can email me at quantumleader1@gmail.com or get some for yourself at http://www.bedroomcoffee.com
Aphrodisiac instant coffee might sound crazy at first. It did to me. But I gave it a try and now I’m sold. I went from being a customer to being a distributor in a New York second. It’s like a time machine in a cup for me as I’m 60 but performing like 20 again. Anyone interested in learning more about the product or the business opportunity can email me at quantumleader1@gmail.com or get some for yourself at http://www.bedroomcoffee.com
BTW I love your blog!
Instead of coffee, I smell BS.
Any product that promotes itself as “magic” should be automatically dismissed as “woo woo.”