Comments on: Stargazing: Better Than Sex For Relieving Stress

By: Julie

Julie — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:01:24 +0000

The universe must be extremely therapeutic to get that mojo palpitating enough to wanna get it on with a personage who looks like Emperor Palpatine. but, you know, Tony, whatever works to get those loins a’tingling. heavenly bodies get me going, too. i get all hopped up on the space viagra….or as you call it, astronomy porn. ooooh, yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout uh-huh….

By: Shannon

Shannon — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 13:15:43 +0000

Okay, went from laughing my ass off to slapped into my first sobering thought of the day. Wow, when you put it like that it certenitly puts things in perspective. Maybe instead of vegging out in front of American Idol, and watching argumetns between millionaire TV personalites we should all take a little time to just look up. We get so wrapped up in our “stuff” we forgot what a truly magical place we live in, and the beauty and complexity of the bodies we inhabit. What better way to remind us then something as vast and full of potential as the universe. That was deep man, real deep.

Oh and tell the Emperor I said hi. Could be worse, you could be married to Jar-jar.

By: Julie

Julie — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:27:47 +0000

I also like petunias ;)

What can I say, Tony, I love this post! You and I, I fear we suffer the same brain malady…I am not sure if it is Schizophrenia or Tourette’s….I guess we could check into the same treatment center.

with such psychotic word plays as these, you’d definitely make one fine-ass poet.

One thing, though….

Tony, you know, i’mma gonna disagree with you that stargazing is better than the s-e-x. however, that’s assuming that one is mutually exclusive from the other….There’s no reason one cannot have BOTH some hot star-gazin’ n’ some love makin’ beneath the Orion.

“I wanna make love to you beneath the Orion. I wanna get at you below the belt….” Orion needs to loosen and undo that belt from time to time, no?