Stupid Clock Of the Week: Stripper Alarm

Stripper Poll Alarm Clock. You know when you get married and your wife decide what you can never have again as a married man? Yeah. This is one of those things. I could see some dude moving in to his first house or apartment with his newlywed wife. He starts unpacking and proudly pulls this from a box and places it on the night stand.

Image from Bewild via Amazon.com

He smiles, says “Oh yeah” and heads to another room to unpack some more stuff. Awhile later he comes back to the bedroom and finds an empty spot in the place where he last left his beloved Stripper poll alarm clock. This is the end of an era for him…and the beginning of a one sided argument. It kind of reminds you of the lamp from A Christmas Story.

When the Stripper Poll Alarm Clock alarm goes off you get strip tease music, flashing lights and the plastic little hussy spins around on the poll, “working her way through college”. For $26.99 this can be yours, but for a limited time only. By limited time I mean that you’ll have to either get rid of it or pack it away ’cause chances are the missus won’t tolerate how silly this looks and probably won’t like to hear it every morning. Well, maybe if your wife is a “dancer” she’ll let you keep it. The poll dancer alarm clock stands 8.5″ tall and has a 4.5″ diameter. It requires 3 AA batteries for power and they’re not included, so don’t blow all your singles at the “Gentleman’s Club”.

If you really want the poll dancer alarm clock you can pick from seller “Bewild” through Amazon.com.

Image via Amazon.com by seller Bewild.