Telescopes are more afraid of you than you are of them

Photo Credit: Abulic Monkey

I was looking at Flickr images on the internets and I came upon this photograph that somebody took of a sign at a store that sells telescopes.

Oh, how many times have I felt the sting of pain brought on by my telescope kicking me in the dark of night. Yea, for I have walked through the valley of mean telescopes and have the bruised shins to prove it.

It’s important to remember when shopping for your telescope to also purchase shin guards and maybe leather chaps. Some telescopes respond well to those electronic shock-collars as well.

Be careful out there, people.

If do right, no can defense!