Terminal 5 Assault

Travellers beware. If you lose luggage while travelling through the new Terminal 5 at London Heathrow, don’t assault the police while you are venting.
Naomi Campbell, supermodel, found this out the hard way. After being informed that her luggage did not make the flight out of Terminal 5, Ms. Campbell went into a rage. Her assault on the police resulted in her being removed from the plane and taken in for questioning.

This could be a new definition of the British phrase “stiff upper lip”.

Image from fda.gov. 

See also Making flying slightly less miserable and More on Terminal 5.