The Colorado Rockies vs. Every Rock Radio Station Ever

The Colorado Rockies have had nothing to do for a while. They haven’t lost since 2003 and may be a little over confident. They swept the D-Backs a couple weeks ago or something, and I think they’re getting a little stir-crazy. This confident boredom might have led to them getting in a little bit over their heads.

They’re trying to trademark “Rocktober.” Seriously. They’re concerned that it’s going to be used on unlicensed merchandise. But they’ve apparently forgotten about the countless number of classic rock stations that have been calling October “Rocktober” for years. They will have thousands of angry DJs on their hands. And those DJs sound tough, they have really low voices and they kind of growl sometimes. Plus, they rock hard. You don’t want to mess with them, Colorado Rockies.

Also, there is a distinct possibility a crazed rock singer will return from the dead and hunt every one of you down.