The Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie Will Make You RICH!
October 1, 2007 by Sean Kelly
Filed under Business
The good Lord blessed me with insomnia the other night, and I found myself in a mystical land of cable tv concrete abs commercials, herbal body purification and male enhancement infomercials, and inspiring multimillionaires kind enough to share their secrets of making millions in real estate with no-money down. And then came the moment the Lord had called me to late night cable television to behold: Reverend Don Stewart and his “Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.” I quickly grabbed a crayon and scrawled his website address onto my grandaughter’s coloring book page.
Today, I filled out my request form at donstewarttv.com. Now I can’t sleep, wondering what blessings are coming my way. Will I get the lucky financial inheritance of $14,000? A new car at no cost of money to me? Will God cancel my mortgage debt? Will he unshake a baby for me… or give me 6 back child support checks and 6 more…?
Even nonbelievers can’t argue with the actual results in these actual testimonials:
Dear Rev. Stewart, After I got the Green Prayer Cloth, I carried it with me daily and prayed that God would bless my finances. I RECEIVED A FINANCIAL INHERITANCE OF $14,000.00! Praise God! Cornelius H.
Dear Don, I thank God for blessing me with a New Car! Mary H., Florida
Dear Don, When I received your handkerchief prayer cloth, I went by your instructions. Then, I received a check in the mail for FIVE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX DOLLARS…. God bless you, Pastor Don! You are my Pastor. Bessie B. Florida
Dear Don, I want to thank God for blessing me with $20,000.00 that I asked for with my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth. He blessed my family and me with a bigger home. He saved my husband…. I want to thank you, Don Stewart. God bless you, your family and your ministry. Tiffany G. Darby, PA
Dear Rev. Stewart, God is God! When I got the very first letter from you, I believed what you said and obeyed it. You said God wants me to be set free from my debts. I followed your instructions and sowed a seed to break the debt. I sowed $13.00 on a $4,000.00 debt and GOD CANCELLED MY $4,000.00 MORTGAGE DEBT!!! Brenda G.
Dear Brother Stewart, GOD IS SO GOOD! Here are the blessings He’s given me since I used your Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.
1. My 3 month old grand niece was diagnosed with “shaken baby syndrome.” I placed the Green Cloth you sent me over her picture…Doctors say all signs of the syndrome are gone now! It’s unusual to have a recovery like that!
2. My 34 year old daughter said I had offended her and she didn’t talk to me for 1½ years. OUT OF THE BLUE, she brought her twin two year old daughters to my home and I visited with them!
3. All my needs are met on time and in order!
Barbara W. Holbrook, MA
I RECEIVED $2,500.00 TO HELP PAY BILLS. DEBRA S., BALTIMORE MARYLAND
Dear Don, I am on Disability and money is hard to come by. …When I sent back my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth to you I could only give an offering of $2.00, but I am doing much better. I was blessed with $885.00 that I did not expect. I am sending $88.00 as my tithes. Barbara A. Inglewood, CA
Dear Don: My son was very sick. We thought we were going to lose him any minute. I went to the hospital and laid the Green Prayer Cloth you sent me on him and prayed… and he got better. We are SO happy! Also, I got OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS and I was able to pay some bills that I really needed to pay. I want to thank you and God for helping me. Daisy B.Hammond, Indiana
Dear Don Stewart, I sent you 3 offerings in 1 month. You and I were agreeing together for a car for me. About 1 week after I mailed the 3rd offering to you, I RECEIVED MY MIRACLE! I received a car at NO COST OF MONEY TO ME, only that I help others. Antonia R. Texas
Dear Don Stewart, The same day that I received a letter and prayer cloth from you, I had seen my bank account finally read $0.00 for all my accounts. I was totally broke…. I called the phone number you gave me in your letter and I heard the taped message… My dear friend, THE NEXT DAY, my current employer gave me a new, corporate position that DOUBLED my salary, plus I was given health benefits! Louis New York
Dear Don, I have to tell you that on the green prayer cloth you sent me some time ago, I wrote $1,000 as the amount I would need God to give me. Well, yesterday, we received an unexpected inheritance of $10,000.00! God MULTIPLIED the amount I asked for 10 TIMES! … Thanks so much! Paul Z. Saint Paul, MN
Dear Don, I’ve been corresponding with you for the last couple years. I was looking for a financial breakthrough. I received an unexpected money blessing of $1,200.00. God answered our prayers. Mini I. New York
Dear Don Stewart, My house was facing foreclosure. Then on 6-13-03 I received a green Prayer Cloth from you and was told to put it in my wallet or checkbook for one night only and return it to you for you to pray over. I did exactly what you said. The very same day I received money to pay my mortgage which was facing foreclosure….June P. Georgia
Dear Rev. Stewart, I received my Green Prayer Cloth back and I was praying for money for my phone bill and to buy my son some clothes because he had outgrown everything. Saturday, the phone was scheduled to be disconnected. I sent my son to the mailbox and THERE WERE 6 BACK CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS! On Monday, THERE WERE 6 MORE! I am praising God! Thank you for sending me my Point of Contact Green Prayer Cloth! Tracey S., Sacramento, CA
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ABUNDANT BLESSINGS FROM THE GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH? DO YOU THINK IT’S FRANCHISEABLE? LEAVE A COMMENT WITH YOUR TESTIMONY BELOW!
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i am very thankful to see how the almighty god work with in the lives of people….amen
Massa, de damn piece a cloth eena mi bathroom all now. Mi a noh labourite soh mi noh ave nutten fi do wid green. go tek it an wipe yu batty. Yu tink seh mi fool- fool? A weh fi yu mumma get yu fram mek yu soh damn teef? Yu betta go look work or go sell yu batty.
Weh de rass mi fi get seed fram? Mi a man? Si yah man ; noh mek mi tell yu bout yu rass. Yu is a damn puss!
i requested for my green prosperity hankie and i want to know if you guys has already posted it.
thanks,
paye
Dear Don Stewart,
Good day to you and to your staff.
I am very interested to receive the Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie.
Please send it to this address:
MISS JESSIE F. QUIÑONES
BADIAN NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL
Poblacion, Badian, Cebu 6031
PHILIPPINES
May God bless you always and more power to you and to your staff.
Thank you very much.
JESSIE F. QUIÑONES
http://www.imagepoop.com/image/5423/That-s-My-Niece-Diane-And-She-s-Going-To-Hell.html
Anti:
That’s a shame about Diane. She wasn’t even that good a dancer.
No hankie for Diane.
To Pastor Stewart I Watch Your Program Late At Night I’m Going Through A Financial Crisis My Bills Are Increasing And It’s Been Stressful Well I Don’t Make Enough Income And That’s Depressing People Going Through The Same Stages In Life Will Say The Same Thing,I Need About $639.000 Dollars To Pay Off Those Bills,One Day I Can Have To Myself Take Days Off From Work To Clear My Mind And Conscious.
Ok, I just can’t get with this. I’m sure I have to send some money to get the blessings of this Hankie. Well I am not the smartest person in the world and I guess thats a little certain at this point. But, I thought Jesus was free so why can’t I just pray and have a little faith and be a good person and god will bless me? Well I guess in the world of religion Jesus is only free if your a pastor and you havedumb people that are desperate and broke like myself that is willing to try anything. Well I guess that has become the american way Jesus and his teasching can be sold if the price is right- – -I often wonder do the pastors – - preachers- really believe there is a after life -hell etc if so how can they run scams.
Good luck folks I think I will pass on this one.
God bless America
kimmiej
kimmiej: Let me try to help you understand this, as your eternal soul is at risk and, so far, things aren’t looking good. I was once lost like you, but now am found. Was blind, but now I see. Thanks to the Green Prosperity Hankie.
Ok, I just can’t get with this. I’m sure I have to send some money to get the blessings of this Hankie.
Not money, dear kimmiej. Offerings to He who has given us so much, including his only Son. Offerings are tax deductible.
Well I am not the smartest person in the world and I guess thats a little certain at this point.
It is, kimmij. But not being smart is your special gift, kimmiej. The Lord sayeth Blessed are they who are dumb as oxen and trusting as a daft children, for their hearts open easily, as do their purses.”
But, I thought Jesus was free…
No, dear Kimmij, Jesus is buy one, get one free. But only for a limited time… and whilst supplies doeth last.
Well I guess in the world of religion Jesus is only free if your a pastor and you have dumb people that are desperate and broke like myself that is willing to try anything.
Now you are getting it! Jesus said “Let he who is without sense cast the first drachma!” Of course today that would mean USD, negotiable bonds and all major credit cards.
Well I guess that has become the american way Jesus and his teaching can be sold if the price is right
The price has never been righter! Even the Lord is suffering in this economy… so he’s offering some of the best returns on offerings in 40 years. Prosperity has never been so cheap!
I often wonder do the pastors – - preachers- really believe there is a after life -hell etc if so how can they run scams.
It is unfortunate that the Enemy has used greed to cloud the mind of charlatans, who trick people with imitation prosperity hankies. Be wary of imitators… especially those using floral colors, stripes or paisly. Only use the Rev. Don Stewart Authentic Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie, the Official Prayer Hankie of Armageddon.
Good luck folks I think I will pass on this one.
God bless America
Let’s all take a moment and pray: Lord, cast out the demons of doubt from sister KimmieJ that she may open her heart and bank account to receive the blessings you have bestowed on me and other Don Stewart miracle millionaires.
In fact, everyone should send an extra $20 for the “Save KimmyJ Nonbelievers Crusade Attn Brother Quick” It will be highly enriching.
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Senior Partner, Quick, Duhk & Hyde
Founder, Franworst
Hi Don, I just want you to know, I think you accidentlly blessed mine before I sent it back. While I was writing on it, a lady rear ended me. Even though it was my fault, I later received a settlment for thirty thousand dollars. But I was wondering, do you have these in a super size? I had to use a fat tipped marker to write down everything God is going to give me and I ran out of room. Once I get out of the hospital I will need to have my home rebuilt for wheelchair access. And I would like to get one of those power chairs. And I need several operations to keep living. I am sending some pictures of the new car i bought. The accident left my unable to breath or eat on my own, so I need a life support system in my home. I am going to get one of those big flat screens that hang on the wall. I will be in bed the rest of my life, so I need it in my bedroom. I just ordered a four wheeler with the money left over from this first law suit. I get so excited I have to take many valuim to keep from hyperventilating. When I get out of here I am going to see about getting a whole new wardrobe from my hankie. Well, thanks again Don, I gotta go see if they can fix a stupid blood clot in my brain now. Please be praying for safe delivery of my four wheeler, and that no one scrathces my car while I am away.
Praise God and the abundant blessings of the Green Prosperity Hankie!
Brother Bill wrote: While I was writing on it, a lady rear ended me. Even though it was my fault, I later received a settlment for thirty thousand dollars.
Bless you for your testimony, Brother Bill. There is no obstacle you cannot overcome when you have faith! And valium!
I was wondering, do you have these in a super size?
What you need is the Green Prosperity Prayer Beach Towel! Ask for it by name! Or look for our 6, 12, and 48 Prayer Hankie Value Packs, now available at CostCo & Sam’s Club!
I gotta go see if they can fix a stupid blood clot in my brain now.
Do not despair… Many of my Millionaire Mindset students have blood clots, brainular trauma and large cash settlements. Because I feel you are a true believer, I will give you a FREE READING with Sara Freder, the Millionaire’s Psychic, who will tell you what your future holds!
Go to http://www.FranWorst.com and click on Sister Sara’s lovely face.
Don’t forget to send in your unused prescription drugs to the Richard Quick Worldwide RX Appeal campaign!
Hi Dear Mr Don Stewart I,m an Sudanes Chritian. I realy need to one of your free green prosperity prayer handkerchief. My famillr are very bad situation. please send me to this address: No: Lielahdenkatu 31 N 96 post code: 33410 Tampere-Finland.thank you very much
Did you mean South Dane cretin? And are the people in Finland expecting your brown-paper smothered arrival via UPS?
Antichrist:
The Bible warned us you were coming. The jigs up.
No Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie for You!
Damn, that’s my plans for domination of all the souls that ever lived out-the-window, without a GP2H World domination will have to wait…I’ll get my coat, can anyone spare me the price of a taxi?
I’ll get my coat, can anyone spare me the price of a taxi?
Anti: I’m a huge fan of your work. Give me a call and I’ll send the limo. Along the way, I’d like to run some joint venture partnership ideas by you.
I can be contacted through my website.
See you on the veranda!
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
CEO, QuickCo
Sr. Partner, Quick, Duhk & Hyde
Website: http://www.FranWorst.com
Sean,
What about a little help for the folks in my Tribe?
Also, you failed to mention one very important and very real way to make money…and it is from an infomercial too.
Internet Millions.
The Franchise King
What about a little help for the folks in my Tribe?
Stereotypes suggest that the folks in your tribe don’t need any help in that area. Please don’t shake my faith in stereotypes. I’ll never be able to navigate the day.
Internet millionaires… Want to chip in and buy a copy 50/50? I’d settle for $500K.
Madoff
He Madoff with lots of $$ from my Tribe.
If you use the “Madoff” thing I just GAVE you for a post, send money.
The Franchise King
He Madoff with lots of $$ from my Tribe.
Your tribe controls all the good humor, too. And Hollywood.
Technically, the $$ is still in the Tribe… just with one guy.
Bernie… Bernie… Bernie… You old scamp!
The boys at the club are quite irked with you.
What you did was unconscionable.
Getting caught, that is.
Millionaire Richard Quick, Esq.
Founder, Ponzi’s Coffee
Pay for 1 cup today, pick up 100 cups next Tuesday.
http://www.franworst.com/
man of GOD i believe that you have sent by ALMIGHTY GOD to help the NATION arround the world.i am unemployed with my family,i need your prayer,i and my family have financial problem,i have children and i cannot afford even to give them education because i am jobless.i believe with your prayer i will get job
MAN OF GOD I WILL BE GLAD IF U CAN SEND ME PRAYER HANDKERCHIEF,I AM FACING SAD CHALLENGES WITH MY FAMILY,WE ARE JOBLESS,AND MY SON SUFFER FRM TB. PRAY FOR MY SON .MY ADRESS IS 7 APPLEWOOD WEST AVENUE SWORDS ,DUBLIN,IRELAND
Looking for a great financial blessing for myself and 3 sons. I am disabled with 3 times ovarian cancer. Continue to keep me monitored in prayer and keep my bills paid in full
Yes! Michiele! Please be sure not to blow your nose in your green prosperity prayer blanket. I will remember you in my prayers, and remember “never an ill wind blows that doesn’t blow somebody, somewhere, some good.”
If you have any trouble paying your bills, be sure to use my lawyers, i.e. Quick, Steele, Robb, and Hyde, who charge by the moment and not by the hour.
please send me your Green prosperity hand kerchief
Zewdie Meko
P.B.314
Nekemte WollegaEthiopia
PRAISE THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS……
HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD…..
BELOVED PASTOR DON STEWART,
IAM VERY INTERESTED TO HAVE YOUR POWERFUL FREE GREEN PROSPERITY HANDHERCHIEF,I LIVE IN THE PHILIPPINES.
PLEASE SEND GREEN PROSPERITY HANDKERCHIEF TO THIS ADDRESS:
#23 BACKSHELL
A.S.FORTUNA ST.BANILAD
MANDAUE CITY CEBU PHILIPINES 6014
THANK YOU SO MUCH….FOR YOUR PRAYERS….ILL WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE HOPE ILL RECEIVE MY GREEN PROSPERITY HANDKERCHIEF SOON…..
GOD BLESS AND MAY GOD BLESS AND USE YOU TO HELP SO MANY PEOPLE….THANKS
CHILD OF GOD ….AMOR FROM CEBU CITY PHILIPPINES
Message :
Dear Pastor
Greetings to you in the loving & precious name of our lord Jesus Christ
I request you to pray for me because I believe that only Jesus can save me through my problems, each day I have to face a new problem with a very difficult path I don’t know why I have to face daily unwanted things I am in prayers. For last almost 15 years I had suffered too much I want lord to change my future I now only Jesus can change all the things I had prayered for many years to change the worsted situation in my life but I don’t now why lord is not making miracle in my life I have lots of loans on me which I have to clear up there are many financial problems which I am facing and suffering I am alone I do not have anyone’s support to handle my situation I had been facing very difficult mode in my life I think that there is a devil spirit attack on my family every day I have to face a new problem till today I had suffered a lot I had lost my father and mother also who use to help me in my every needs but today nobody is their for me I request you to pray for me I want all the curses on me to be removed out of my life and to have prosperity in my life please pray for me I need a miracle in my life I don’t want to be reaches person but I want my financials problems to go way from my life even I do not have peace in my family every day I have to face a lot which I could not define but all the things in my life has become very dangerous for me I am not having a safe & peaceful life I am unable to explain you regarding my problems I have no one to whom I can share my difficulties please help me I am in great sorrow I am alone please pray I am fadap with continuous curses on me I have no prosperity no peace no love & nobody to care for me each day I have to face financial problems each day I have to face bad words and fights I want to change all this things which I am facing and only Jesus can change it as I believe please pray for miracle in my life please pray for me I am fully depended on your prayer support please help me by your prayers only your prayers can change my future with miracle I need all my financial problems to go away from my today’s life I don’t want to become reach but I want all my loans on heavy interest should be cleared I could not live safe life due to this loans on me I want miracle in my life in any condition your prayers support will surely make miracle in my life I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME
Yours brother in Christ
Manoj s yeolekar
hi how r u? i have a problem i am not feeling well
i wish if u can send me the green handkerchief cloth god bless
i saw your tv programme just the other day and i was very blessed and touched by what i saw and heard.Please send me your cloth so that i too may be healed and blessed.My add is as follows: ANDY MWALE,
ZAMBART PROJECT,
PO BOX 50697,
LUSAKA,
ZAMBIA.
CENTRAL AFRICA
i am interested to have your powerful free prosperity handerchief i live in JAMAICA please send to .Richard fenton 213 waltercheddisingh llandilo savlamar PO. westmoreland Jamaica W I . GOD BLESS U AND PLEASE PRAY FOR ME
i have a lot of problems in my life please heip me pastor iam suffering please please send me the free handerkerchief my life is in mercy my address is 141 northumberland street 4r2 4ee norwich norfolk united kingdom god bless u
please please send me a handerkachief lm having a lot of difficulties in my life please i need help i tried a lot of people but i cant get out of my problems im really stuck my address is 141 northumberland street norwich norfolk nr2 4ee united kingdom
I think that this is a same that you would put this cloth in place of God. “you shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a Jealous God” Exodus 20:4-5a. This is a disgusting that as a leader you would put forth a stumbling block.
I called and got my green handkerchief because I needed something to blow my nose in.
Dear Person of wonder
I am seventy five years old and I have a problem as my PSA is over nine and I feel unpleasantness in my private parts
I have asked for to be cured by looking at Don Stewart programand I do not want to phone less there might be a large cost for the phone call
I would like to get the free green hankerchief to cure my prostate and help me make love to my wife
I have a few prize bonds and I hope that one day I will win the big prize and then I will be joyful in some ways and take a holiday with my wife
bye now to who you may be and I remain your fond and loving person James Butler
Address 6 Renmore Crescent
Renmore
Galway
Ireland Eire my phone/fax number is [del]