The Hangover

I ate a big red candle.

Orioles 12, Yankees 2 – “Hopefully we got the stinker out of our system.” – Joe Torre. May I recommend FiberSure.

Tigers 4, Rangers 2 – My Tiger is Craig Monroe, in case you were wondering.

Cardinals 2, Reds 1 – Cardinals extend Central lead and, most surprisingly, Jeff Weaver looks like a major league pitcher.

White Sox 5, Royals 4 – “Grudzielanek I think is mad at me because I didn’t take him to the All-Star Game. He has been killing us all year.” – Ozzie Guillen. What’s an All-Star game?

Giants 8, Padres 4 – Barry Bonds didn’t play, ESPN isn’t sure this game existed.