The Hangover: Oscar After-Party Edition
February 26, 2007 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports, Sports Rumors
Pistons 95, Bulls 93 – The Departed Ben Wallace faces off against his old Detroit brethren. Everybody doesn’t die at the end because the Pistons play in Auburn Hills, not Detroit.
Ohio St. 49, Wisconsin 48 – Greg Oden is a teenager, but looks (and plays) way older. Helen Mirren is a sexagenarian, but I want to bone her. They both had excellent nights: Oden and the Buckeyes clinched the Big Televen title and Mirren went home with the Best Actress statue.
Maryland 89, North Carolina 87 – Upset! I guess that’s the equivalent of the Alan Arkin win. This whole Oscar thing isn’t going as well as I expected.
Lakers 102, Warriors 85 – Hey, how bout Jack’s bald head. Pretty weird, eh?
Ridgemont High 42, Lincoln High 0 – I didn’t have a Forrest Whitaker joke.
