The Party’s Right Here, Folks
January 9, 2008 by Deborah Ng
Filed under Entertainment
How much you want to bet this guys had a bunch of druggies show up at his front door with their rolled up dollar bills?
Free BLOW!!
Date: 2007-12-11, 12:26PM MST
Here’s the thing, I’m trying to clean up my life, but I’ve got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too.We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I’ve got a serious problem.
The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it’s all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There’s just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I’m terrified that the cops will come at any minute.
I mean, this stuff is thick, we’re talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.
So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There’s a lot of this and I don’t want any left behind.
First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well.
Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won’t last long. (And I’m worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).
See? You really can find anything on Craigslist.
How about a decent-paying writing job? Free blow? How eighties. The chance to suck it off his driveway was a nice touch, though. Of course, this is fiction.
Now, there’s a novel way to get free snow-shoveling services. LOL Probably riffing off all those stupid “coded” CL ads where morons who think they’re being clever refer to “skiing” and “snow bunnies” etc. when they’re looking for illegal drugs.
This is so funny. Thanks for this CC.
Those CL drug ads are so ridiculous. “I’d love to have a late lunch with Mary Jane today. Say around 4:20?” “Want to go skiing this weekend, is anyone up for a meeting tonight to discuss?” “Have all the snow you need right here.. about 420 inches of it. Can also introduce you to Crystal.”
Ooh, you’re soooo clever! I was totally fooled! I had no idea you were looking for someone to sell/buy pot, cocaine and meth! I especially love the ones that say “no law enforcement.” Can you just see the undercover cops reading the ads and going “CRAP! I could have busted this guy, but he specified no cops. Oh well. On to the next.”
I read that ad and about died laughing! Total greatness in the entertainment scheme of things.
This ad totally came from my neck of the woods! I even grew up near Southwest Plaza! Too funny.
I agree with Star, though — it’s gotta be fiction. It’s not realistic (”several inches just covering everything on the whole street”? All we need now is 72 virgins!), not to mention it doesn’t make sense coming from someone who is supposedly worried about the cops. And in any case, there is no email information on the actual ad.
Maybe the cops wanted to see how many druggies they could catch driving in circles around the neighborhood, looking for the Land of the Free Blow!
Guys, the ad-placer is KIDDING. He’s talking about snow. Actual SNOW. The joke is that if he makes people think the “white powder” covering his and his neighbors’ yards, driveways and sidewalks is cocaine, they will show up in droves with shovels to take it all away. The ad is tongue firmly in cheek.
So I’ll bring a snow-blower then?
Dang- Laurie beat me to it. Very funny though.
Is it just me or does anyone else find this recycling of the Best of Craigslist annoying? Let’s go back to the writing ads, please, and leave the Best Of posts, where they belong.