The Prophecy Has Come to Pass

It took me some time to truly decipher and translate from our ancient texts, but I have studied over them both day and night and have found a startling discovery, one that is at first disheartening but eventually is found with redemption.

You see, it has been foretold that the most coveted of trophies would one day travel to the land of the undeserving, the land of hoosiers. Those who stole would one day have control, have what they don’t deserve. Our hero would appear vanquished. He would fail where he always succeeds. There will be questions surrounding our golden boy. But take faith, there is much about which to be grateful. For the chosen one, the golden boy, the natural, he will reproduce. The legacy will live on. Do not worry that the child is born of not only human woman, but of golden boys ex.

You see, you are missing the big picture. It doesn’t matter who or when or how. (I think we all know how.) All that matters is that Tom Brady’s DNA has been passed on.

Rejoice!