The Real Reason Tony Romo Has a Broken Pinkie Finger
October 13, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo has a broken pinkie finger and will be out of commission for 4 weeks. The sports columns say that Romo suffered the injury during Sunday’s 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals. We believe that, but we also think there were other factors at play. Here’s a hint:
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Jessica Simpson, Romo’s bustier half, probably has something to do with it. And no, we aren’t going to our stand-by blame game and insinuating that she’s jinxing him again. (Though we’d be foolish to rule it out). Nor are we going to suggest that her wearing Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s number yesterday instead of Tony’s #5 is the problem, if only because she was at the Bank of America 500 and the NASCAR tank top works.
So what does Jessica Simpson have to do with Tony Romo’s broken pinkie?
OK, we admit that this is a long way to go for this but our theory is that . . . he has her wrapped around his little finger, which placed undo stress on it, which made it that much prone to fracture.
Oh come on. We told you it was a long way to go for that joke. You can stop rolling your eyes now. Really.
